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A menagerie of stuff that I think is better than 11%. Read on Brimpers, read on.

gothiccharmschool:

theotherwesley:

pukybear:

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘The Shape of Water’ - Dec 8

Directed by Guillermo del Toro, written by del Toro and Vanessa Taylor, starring Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Michael Stuhlbarg, Octavia Spencer, Richard Spencer and Doug Jones.

I have immense trust in del Toro. If he makes something, I’ll be there. This looks beautiful, original and different. It hasn’t come with as much hype as ‘Crimson Peak’ and I think that’s for the best.

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Originally posted by publicentity411

OH. MY. GOD.

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So goddamn excited!

(Source: popculturebrain, via nudityandnerdery)

thesoundofawesome:

officialmickrock:

I’m in love with the great British bake off

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This is my personal favorite(so far)

You hear that, America? It’s “Bake Off”! Not, “Baking Show”. For fucks sake…

(via nudityandnerdery)

periegesisvoid:
“ doctorcalamityjones:
“ beckysaysrawr:
“ tomboyfemme:
“ Tweed Run
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…what if I dressed like this every day
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Then you would be even more of an inspiration to me.
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Do you ever just see something and go “wow I am really not straight”...

periegesisvoid:

doctorcalamityjones:

beckysaysrawr:

tomboyfemme:

Tweed Run

…what if I dressed like this every day

Then you would be even more of an inspiration to me.

Do you ever just see something and go “wow I am really not straight”

(via nudityandnerdery)

wehadfacesthen:
“Lelia Goldoni in Shadows (John Cassavetes, 1959)
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wehadfacesthen:

Lelia Goldoni in Shadows  (John Cassavetes, 1959)

(via sublime-cinema)

organized-studies:
“ kindnessandgoodvibrations:
“ kindnessandgoodvibrations:
“ ghostoftwentysomethingspresent:
“ madsciences:
“ awfullydull:
“ markrial:
“ tramampoline:
“ slow-riot:
“Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the...

organized-studies:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

ghostoftwentysomethingspresent:

madsciences:

awfullydull:

markrial:

tramampoline:

slow-riot:

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY

*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)

After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT
Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

(via magicalmiscellanymaiden)

babeobaggins:
“Only skepta understands me
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babeobaggins:

Only skepta understands me

adameus-j-mantooth asked: Did you hear the actress who played the Log Lady passed away this morning? 😢

Sorry this is so late. I haven’t been on tumblr forever, it didn’t interface with my old phone well. I’ll try to get on more often now

furykitten:
“ Inktober 1st- FURIOSA THE REDEEMER
Prompt: Fast
Just happened to watch Mad Max Fury Road with the Siblings offspring today, so there wasn’t much thought needed …
Unfortunately, due to a bad habit of using scrap paper and a small...

furykitten:

Inktober 1st- FURIOSA THE REDEEMER
Prompt: Fast

Just happened to watch Mad Max Fury Road with the Siblings offspring today, so there wasn’t much thought needed …

Unfortunately, due to a bad habit of using scrap paper and a small ruined-the-outer-circle-and-inner-shading accident with apple juice, I had to use a teensy bit of digital clean up to repair the damage…

(via drowninginabactatank)

bynightafangirl:

Marvel’s Luke Cage showrunner Cheo Coker discussing the show at San Diego Comic-Con 2016 (x)

madfilmstudent:

Black Phillip, I conjure thee to speak to me.

(Source: supremeleaderkylorens, via maryburgers)

refinery29:

Charlize Theron snuck a little woman-power into her acceptance speech at the 2016 MTV Movie Awards

Gifs: MTV Movie Awards on MTV

(via wastelandwip)